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Dragons Demotivational Poster


FANTASY FOOTBALL -


TAGS: geek jocks football dungeons dragons
Rating: 4.82/5

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Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:35 pm
But then...who's the DM?
jimicapone - November 14, 2011, 6:36 pm
Jocks aren't smart enough to play D&D.
MonkeyStealsPeach - February 7, 2011, 10:29 am
Couldn't agree more ... and I work in an office full of players. 5 d20's
Reality Lord - February 5, 2011, 9:43 pm

jocks who always wanted to play D&D
Cubbybear - February 5, 2011, 8:03 pm
Who plays this anyway?


IF YOU RECOGNIZE THESE - you just might have been a nerd!


TAGS: dungeons dragons nerd
Rating: 4.46/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2012, 10:07 pm
I was never a nerd, But I still played dungeons and dragons. Drunk. and on drugs. (don't judge me)


TARRASQUE - When you absolutely, positivitly have to kill every party member.




JESUS SAVES! - Everyone else takes damage.


TAGS: jesus saves dungeons dragons adnd
Rating: 2.53/5

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Haarakkon - October 10, 2009, 8:00 pm
Ha! Clever.


GELATINOUS CUBE - Because Hugging Big, Squishy Things Is Not Always A Good Idea...


TAGS: dungeons and dragons gelatinous cube big squishy good ideas
Rating: 2.09/5

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calron - February 24, 2017, 5:37 am
There's always a 10X10 foot room for jello. :P


Lawful Good -


TAGS: fuzz dungeons amp dragons lawful good
Rating: 2.4/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 3:27 pm
Simon Pegg is funny. You sir are not!
HITMAN!219 - July 19, 2009, 2:55 pm
Its all for the GREATER GOOD THE GREATER GOOD
Roger Ebert - December 2, 2008, 11:59 am
How did this pile of shite get greenlit?
bhaalgorn - December 2, 2008, 11:32 am
"what made you want to become a police man officer?" sweet someone played along :D
james matthis - December 2, 2008, 10:54 am
"officer"
bhaalgorn - December 2, 2008, 10:33 am
"what made you want to become a police man?"
TigerKid - September 30, 2008, 11:29 am
"I wanna do what you do. You DO DO what I DO!"
God - September 27, 2008, 7:03 pm
Tube Steak. You're quite possibly the biggest douchebag in the world. The "ph"ail thing is stupid.
Tube Steak - September 27, 2008, 6:46 pm
PHAIL... but it was a kick ass movie.
Tom Weaver - June 18, 2008, 4:23 pm
If we don't come down hard on these clowns, we are going to be up to our *balls* in jugglers!


Adventure Goals -


TAGS: amp d lol gaming mixed baby dragons
Rating: 3.11/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:45 pm
CONGRATULATIONS you made me laugh, your prize is a slap in the fa... wait, no, sorry, wrong cuecard, Your prize is 5 dragon laye... ummm 5layers. well done
dragontamer1990 - April 18, 2010, 6:44 pm
Ok, this just killed me XD
Warghl - June 19, 2009, 1:13 pm
It's not a comic it's from Fredrik K T Andersson on elfwood.com I .... think....
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 11:15 pm
I just want to know if this is a single piece or part of a comic somewhere...
jackassjoker - March 21, 2009, 11:21 pm
so that is how Gar-goals were named
Crunk - March 21, 2009, 8:19 pm
dragons can polymorph so anyone can be fooled
Merlin The Twisted - January 13, 2009, 1:51 pm
Ehh, for me, that WOULD be an adventure goal, if only to be able to say that I did.


DRUGS - Dude, forget the dragons. There's a vortex in here.




Romance -


TAGS: dragons
Rating: 1.69/5

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wuest - May 5, 2009, 2:20 pm
and dont forget. NO means YES
The Mighty Fong - August 13, 2008, 6:18 pm
If flowers dont work, she might like a rag soaked in chloroform
Sean - April 11, 2008, 4:21 pm
Hey thanks Mark. But I hope you don't mean "some" from little girls like the one that is shown here.
mark - April 7, 2008, 8:29 pm
other than jewelry, flowers will get you some more often than not


DOES IT STACK? - success lies in asking the right question at the right time


TAGS: dungeons amp dragons
Rating: 2.39/5

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elsevier - April 28, 2008, 5:11 pm
ROTFL! the minmaxer's motto!


DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS -


TAGS: dnd dragons dungeons
Rating: 4.26/5

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Arvantillian - June 11, 2011, 11:00 am
Nice...had to give it 5, I think i've been there


Reincarnation -


TAGS: dragons
Rating: 2.47/5

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Dustin Marthington - September 8, 2008, 12:08 am
you just don't know how badass badgers really are.


MEXICO - Even God screws up sometimes.


TAGS: mexico cats dragons drugs america george bush
Rating: 2.3/5

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aluhick - December 18, 2010, 5:47 am
http://img691.imageshack.us/i/mexicomexicocatsdragons.jpg/
Count von Tofurkey - May 7, 2009, 11:42 pm
Chinga su madre putito and cram it, you racist shmuck. If I wanted bigoted ignorance and incoherent neo-Nazi blatherings I'd move to an isolated compound in Idaho: where you belong. Ass. Wolfie makes a good point, by the way.
Wolfie - April 9, 2009, 2:12 pm
Even if blatant racism is never ok, what REALLY makes you fail is the pixelated image. Seriously, is googling a pic really that hard?
SherlockHolmeboy - September 18, 2008, 10:52 pm
OMG WHYD THE MODS LETS SUCH A CRAPPY PIC ONTO MOTIFAKE!!!!!!!
Pitch - July 21, 2008, 3:31 am
Looks like he screwed up your pic too.


GAME OF THRONES -




TENSER'S TRANSFORMATION - because sometimes you just can't pass spell resistance


TAGS: dungeons amp dragons
Rating: 2.15/5

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No-one - March 20, 2009, 7:18 pm
Bacon and LogicDude needs to get some hobbies of their own, and possibly also laid.
HurHur... - March 9, 2009, 3:51 pm
Never seen this pic of Gandalf slaying the Balrog before. Whoever the artist is, they're rather good.
LogicDude - October 15, 2008, 9:34 am
Someone needs to go OUTSIDE and play. You're spending WAY too much time in the basement of the Science Building here!
Bacon - September 13, 2008, 9:55 pm
What the fuck are you nerds talking about?
waterstand - August 22, 2008, 10:59 am
@ Shigeru: you must probably be referring to the AD&D ruleset (with its frustrating and meaningless limitations): in D&D 3E and 3.5E TT grants you proficiency with all simple and martial weapons (longsword included, of course)
Shigeru - June 1, 2008, 11:42 pm
Technically, TT used to let you fight with either a dagger or a staff.
alzy84 - April 29, 2008, 12:53 pm
LOL ... but you also need a magical sword with you!


Rediculous Quests -




BATMAN - Proof that the Dungeons and Dragons alignment system is a load of bullocks.


TAGS: batman dungeons dragons
Rating: 3.77/5

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Ed-Hyde - May 28, 2010, 12:29 pm
Not bad at all
MissRed - May 28, 2010, 11:47 am
I see afew mods in this picture no? Very well done 4L
MidbossVyers - May 28, 2010, 11:33 am
Well, it seems I fail at British-style speaking. Oh, well, it adds to the entertainment.
Derek - May 27, 2010, 5:35 pm
Oh, and; good matrix
Derek - May 27, 2010, 5:33 pm
Bollocks = nonsense/testicles. Bullocks = castrated cattle.


BAD IDEA...? - you think so?


TAGS: dragons bones
Rating: 3.55/5

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PLAYER CHARACTER DEATHS - "Dont cry, just roll up another...At level one."




ALBINO CLASS - She Rolled A Nat. 1 On Her Pigment Check.


TAGS: albino dnd dungeons and dragons humor africa lol
Rating: 2.06/5

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Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 1:10 pm
Reincarnation's a bitch, eh Mr. Jackson?
Derek - September 1, 2009, 12:30 am
Poor girl. If you've all the recessives we've seen-o then you find you're an al-bee-no.


Clear Pronunciation -


TAGS: of fire dragons horde hoard
Rating: 2/5

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Toussaint - February 5, 2009, 11:09 am
A really good movie, better than most give it credit for. Five lions !


KOBOLDS - "They're JUST kobolds. What're you scared of?"


TAGS: d amp d kobolds dungeons dragons
Rating: 1.4/5

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Informator - September 17, 2009, 10:55 pm
-roamer: Deekin was oddly adorable...but scary in an obsessive way.. .__.'
Roamer - May 26, 2009, 8:30 pm
Deekin... thats who
candlejack - May 25, 2009, 7:42 pm
YOU NO TAKE CANDLE!!!!


GARY GYGAX - An this is what he does on his off time.




My campaign brings all the boys -




HELMET - This is the mid control helmet. Now give me all of your tuna!


TAGS: cat helmet dnd dungeons dragons
Rating: 3.2/5

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demon001 - December 6, 2013, 8:08 pm
Yeah, I mind bad spellers!
project28 - July 21, 2012, 10:53 am
*mind.


CHAOTIC EVIL - You're a douche for thinking the Joker is Neutral Evil. Now roll your d20 and see if you get to feel the centaur queen's boobs.


TAGS: joker batman dungeons and dragons alignment
Rating: 2.39/5

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Bartimaeus - April 7, 2010, 3:04 am
Wait...aren't centaur's like half horse? That can't bode well for the bedroom...or the bed for that matter; I'm pretty sure the legs would break, AND you can forget doing it in the car! Unless you have a stretch hummer. hmmmm
Mark - March 24, 2009, 12:20 pm
Mr. Taco - You have won that argument. Would you like to start another? Of course you can do whatever you want with your life and your posters. This is after all MotiFake and from where I sit, it's America, the home of freedom. But tunnels always = 1.
Mr Taco - March 24, 2009, 11:36 am
we did but its called doing whatever we want with our lives
Mark - March 23, 2009, 6:18 pm
And none of you have read the One Lion Club's Tunnel charter.
Gar - March 23, 2009, 6:01 pm
Obviously, this faggot that made the new de-motivation has not read "The Killing Joke."
Dweezle - March 19, 2009, 2:48 pm
Captain....you ARE a douche bag.... because i have a deck of many things and used my avoid an one instance card to skip the king and go straight to feeling the Queen's boobs...Also this is ver obviously the Joker...ASS!
Alexiel - August 15, 2008, 6:19 pm
well EXCUSE ME
Captain Douchebag - August 12, 2008, 8:35 pm
It's Two-Face, you fucking twit. Also, you can't roll to feel the centaur queen's boobs until you brave the centaur king's junk and best him in the arena. Noob.
Alexiel - August 12, 2008, 7:19 pm
he's more like explaining twinface anyway


COMMUTING -


TAGS: chinese water dragons sunset dinner
Rating: 3.26/5

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Sean. - May 5, 2009, 10:34 pm
Beautiful, classy and funny.


DRAGONS PWN JESUS - Because he was crunchy and went well with ketchup.




TINY TIM - "Livin' In The Sunlight, Lovin' In The Moonlight, Havin' A Wonderful Time!!!"




THERE NEVER WERE DINOSAURS - They are a racial memory of DRAGONS! There were never pygmies either…


TAGS: there never were dinosaurs they are a racial memory of dragons
Rating: 4.5/5

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robbidos - June 16, 2012, 9:17 pm
nice, people say dinos werent real because the bible doesnt mention them, but i recently read a passage that mentions dragons


BUFFER SPELLS - because it saves you a lot of hassle when your party can just take down Sauron in two rounds


TAGS: dungeons amp dragons
Rating: 2.24/5

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ZeRo - October 31, 2008, 6:03 pm
Hmmm.....that's Balrog, not Sauron.
Josie - September 10, 2008, 1:08 pm
Awesome pic!!
Yo... - May 12, 2008, 9:12 pm
Fuck comments. That scene rocks!


Orc Dental Care -


TAGS: dragons dand orc
Rating: 1.79/5

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Happy -


TAGS: dragons dand
Rating: 1.79/5

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Green Skin -


TAGS: dragons dand
Rating: 1.77/5

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Narutarded - August 8, 2008, 5:37 pm
That, sir, is a racist train of thought.


CHAOTIC EVIL - In the end, no matter what the alignment. The end result is still the same.




new blood -




Who said no dragons in water hazard? -


TAGS: minion evil dragons water hazard
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 28, 2016, 3:43 am
The only southern food I didn't like--gator! Tastes just like chicken---chicken that was going bad! hahaha! Make a nice pair of cowboy boots though!
BolekoffN - June 27, 2016, 2:23 pm
Problem with gators is catching 'em to make a sammich.
BolekoffN - June 27, 2016, 2:22 pm
NAAH! Them gators is for makin' fried gator sammiches. I'll have onion rings with mine.
mizzdizz - June 18, 2016, 7:27 am
In The South, we call them gators, honeychild!


this puppy -




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